I'm Grasping at Straws for Post Ideas

Well, sort of. I was looking through my old posts and realized that I posted this and it included me indicating that Jonathan Rhys Meyers was "somewhat handsome" and that I preferred Wentworth Miller. While I wouldn't kick Mr. Miller out of bed, I was crazy. I've come to my senses, don't worry. I absolutely love JRM. So hot (want to touch the heiny) and I fell in love with him in August Rush. I was going to review the movie, but then I looked for pictures of this hottie and decided that I would instead provide a post of hot guys, other than my beloved Brad Pitt Mircea. Mind you, these are in no particular order because really, is that fair to anyone?

I've already mentioned how I feel about him. Let me say, seeing him running towards Central Park in the movie August Rush almost made me die. DIE I tell you. And I know Robyn agreed with me on that one. The entire movie was spent in a transition between crying and lust. It was awkward for all involved.

I loved him in Stop Loss. I think I saw him in something else too, but it barely matters. He's just plain hot and can rock a wife beater like no other. Those eyes, those eyes.

I've tried so hard to push this tool out of my life, but I just can't. He's just so freaking good looking that it kills me. Such a tool though...so he wins the award for "hottest toolbag".

He actually puts me over my Romanian quota, but I love Adrian Mutu. He may have had a coke problem, and likes cheating on his wife, but darnit, I still love him. He's not my husband.

Oh he's so hot like fire. Burn baby burn. I've never seen more than 10 minutes of Burn Notice, and I only saw that much because I was capitvated by Jefferey Donovan. When we hit the commerical break, I was gone-but my love for him remains. He was very good in Changeling as well.

Winning the award for "hottest regular old guy" is John Krasinski. I feel like he's got to be a perfect guy. So it's hard to know if I like Jim or John better, but I say "I'd give either a chance". On a sad note, he has recently announced an engagment. I guess he heard about Mircea proposing and gave up all hope. It's probably best.

Still love you Brad. I even stuck by you with the Jennifer Aniston divorce when I felt that you were a terrible man for falling for Angelina's sexy pout. I forgive you. And I fell in love with you all over again in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. You're on of those guys that I can't help but love-and I'll love you when you're old and gray. You'll be my Paul Newman. Larry Mullen Jr., drummer from U2 wins the award for "Man (other than my Dad and Papa) that I've loved the longest. But I'll tell you, I loved him way differently than the aforementioned men in my life. I don't care that Larry is pushing 90 (ok, 50) he's still the love of my life and I'm so happy that I found this picture because this my favorite frame in the entire Electrical Storm video, which is my favorite U2 song of all time. Mostly because of Larry.

The puffy kitty, teddy bear hot guy award goes to Yukon Glink-Reed-Ighian. He's the most beautiful boy I ever seen in my life, looks AMAZING in a Santa Hat, even looks cute in a Steelers bandana, and it adorable all times of his life, but mostly while sleeping. This little guy almost stole my heart.

I said I wouldn't rank the "hottie guy" list, but Mircea comes in number one. He's got that Romanian charm, perfect teeth, scrubby enough to feel like he's a bad boy, and cleans up well enough that you know your mom loves him as much as you do. So yeah, I lust for all the guys on the list, but luckily, the hottest guy I've ever met (notice the modifier there) loves me too, so I guess I'm pretty lucky.

**On a side note. While looking for pictures for this post I managed to see the following: A picture of Channing Tatum in undies with what is best described as a terrifying package; tons of lists from other bloggers about their hotties and who their husbands will let them sleep with; a lot of homosexual men that share the same love of these hotties; a great interview in Men's Health with John Krasinski. This was fun.

He Probably Wouldn't Be Interested in Me Anyway...

I never watched Design Star on HGTV. But once I saw the first season's winner, David Bromstad, and his gorgeous muscles, I said to myself "oooh boy, I want to watch that man work" (while I sit on the couch munching bon-bons). I'm currently watching his something color show, I don't even know. He has his shirt off right now and I can barely type what I want to. He's hot and sweaty, has tatoos, and looks FANTASTIC in jeans. The only "negative" is that he is gay, but I'll say this...it's not really a problem because he can still be a fantasy because it isn't going to happen anyway. I just like that body. Woohoo! Ok, now I feel a little silly, but you tell me that you don't agree. TELL ME!!!

Hypochondriac or Immune System Deficiency?

Well folks, after bragging to the world that I haven't been sick in a long time (did not get the Christmas plague that I've enjoyed for about 6 years in a row) I've managed to pick up some sore throat/phlegm disease and feel like crap. I always pick up stuff when people tell me that they have something. I felt fine all day yesterday. FINE. At the end of the day my friend Jenny said "I've got a sore throat, I'm going to make a doctor's appointment". I backed away from her and then on the drive home my throat started to hurt. At the grocery store it was worse, by the time I got home it was on fire. I woke up this morning and it hurt so badly I wanted to cry (but I'm a big girl and I didn't.) How the hell do I get sick so often? Anyone suggests it to me and I'm incapacitated. (first I typed decapitated) Ridiculous.

In other news, I drove by this little house that I saw on the Internet. Its on 3 acres, looks like a cute little house, and has a lot of potential. We'll see how that all turns out.

Also, remember my trip out to California (instead of a wedding.) I have been plagued by dreams of the guy that I spent the day with. To the point of ridiculous. Our friendship ended on this really strange note. That day he'd tried to kiss me goodbye. I said "not today, any day but today" (since it was supposed to be my wedding day.) I talked to him on the phone a couple times and it went really well. And then he was gone. For weeks. No contact. I deleted his phone number b/c I didn't need this. Then he'd email me out of the blue and say he was thinking of me. I'd write back and then not hear from him for weeks. He haunts the hell out of me. He was such a great friend through all that I was going through (I'd met him at my bacheloerette party oddly enough) and I really miss him. Still. Can't forget about him. So yeah, not sure why I'm telling people this, but it is just driving me crazy.

I'm pretty sure this is why I can't forget him...

I do want to put this disclaimer out here. It's not like I'm wildly in love with this guy, don't care about Mircea (though he's been a FART FACE), but this guy has been bugging the hell out of my psyche for such a long time. It's just too much.