Sunday, August 02, 2009

Bacon, You Dirty Slut

I felt sort of risque using slut in the title, but decided, that I'm 29 years old and I can type what I want. Oh yeah, and if you don't like it...I'm sorry. :-) See, I can't really be risque without the guilt.

Back to bacon. I've made the decision to eat meat-but only for Romania. I did a lot of research and the places in Romania we are going to are FAR from veggie friendly. And who really wants to be the annoying American saying "i don't eat that"? Well, being the annoying american who asks their fiance to say "she doesn't eat that, yeah, I know, aren't all americans so damned picky?" So alas, I prep my belly. And yes, I said a prayer to all the animals, apologized and said that it's ok if you eat other humans to get back at me. Mean humans.

So basically I've had a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich (awesome) and some bacon (really awesome). I am trying to keep a positive attitude about this because I really don't want to eat meat and have every intention of stopping the carnivorous frenzy when I return from the good land (not Milwaukee-come on, 10 points to anyone who gets the reference). I'm trying to eat one meaty meal a week and so far I've really just been eating the bacon. I can hear myself getting fatter on that, but it's the only meat I even like at this point. So we'll see.

Yeah I know, boring post, but just as some don't like to talk about their flair, I don't like to talk about my meat.

On a side note, I'm babysitting Mircea's mom's feral kitten. He's a wildman but I think they'll tame him if I can convince them to stop letting him use their hands as toys. A little tough love never hurt a kitten (and by tough I mean ignoring him or using a spray bottle, not actually tough). Cute kitty and I'll post pictures of him later.

3 comments:

Stephany said...

hey I keep telling adam i'd go full vegetarian if i didn't have to give up red meat and bacon - those are the ONLY two meats that give me pleasure to eat and I really enjoy - chicken - bleh - pork, eh if it's cooked ok... but the pure bliss of bacon and a good piece of beef - i just can't fathon giving up!!!
ok fish could stay on the list to - i'll make myself a lacto-ovo-pescatarian!

Patty said...

Bacon is fantastic...why do you think vegans are always trying to mimic, but never duplicate it. Artery clogging wonderfulness.

George said...

You had me at bacon.....the slut part was just gravy. Mmmmmmmm gravy......

I'm going vegan for a day! This Wednesday. Check out my blog. Miss you.